JPP Out For At Least The Rest Of The Regular Season After Undergoing Surgery For A Sports Hernia

Mother. Fucker. A HUGE blow to a defense that was really rounding into shape as the playoff push was coming together. Sports hernia surgery under the guise of night like the Mayflower trucks leaving the Baltimore Colts facility for Indy. Jesus Christ.

As always it’s next man up and luckily playing across the line from JPP is Olivier Vernon, who is a young, hungry beast of a man. But still this one obviously hurts big time. Every player on that defense’s job got a little tougher while Eli and the fellas on offense are no longer on scholarship. No more relying on the D to keep them in games while Benny tries to figure out which of the one billion plays on his playcard will work. We can all hope and pray that JPP gets healthy by the playoffs but first we need to worry about clinching the playoffs against a schedule filled with games against division rivals. Next. Man. Up. Maybe Kerry Wynn and Owa Odighizuwa can inspire the spirit of Osi with his old number and a wacky name. This was already likely going to be a tight wire act. Losing JPP takes away a good chunk of the safety net. I just hope we haven’t already seen JPP play his last game as a member of Big Blue. What a shitty way to start a day.

Also, I feel like Rap Sheet tried to do JPP a solid by calling it a core injury instead of a sports hernia. JPP already has to hear all the finger jokes. No reason to lump in dick, balls, and groin jokes on top. That’s just piling on at this point.

And now your Moment of Ben.

I want to laugh but I also want to cry. Time to drown my sorrows in Christmas music because it always fixes everything.